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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8781 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
