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Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising! -
FetishCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
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Pixel Potty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can watch a fembot piss! That’s right, we have the most advanced fembot technology that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! -
FetishCraft: Kinky Blocks & Pixels
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fetishes to come to life! Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a potato and have other players worship you? Totally possible!Join our server and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world gameplay you’ve ever seen. We have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in Morse code using redstone torches. We have a faction of players who have sworn allegiance to the almighty Chicken Overlord, sacrificing cows in its name. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the Llama Liberation Front and the Sheep Supremacy.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make all your weirdest fetishes a reality, join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!
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Zero Infinity Craft
numerical proximity, numerical relationships, infinite values, mathematical theory, numerical comparisonsjoin dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! -
Air Block Brainiacs
so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
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Enlightened Minecraft Server
Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment! -
Anime Queen Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
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WifeAFKNoHardWork
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.
And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!