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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	176	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9333
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	4234	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	79

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	60
Enchantments Applied:	190	Votes:	6948
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	972226
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2534	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	269005
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6795	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.