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LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	2932	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Votes:	3659

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Magic Items Found:	3635	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8983
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Animals Bred:	142	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Towns Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising