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PreggoCraft420
join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong! -
Skeletons & Preggos Server
Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise! -
ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
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PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!
AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!
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NanoBabyBoomCraft
hey u! yes u! do u like babies in the womb? do u like nanoparticles? do u like blood vessels? well then boy do i have the minecraft server for u! come join us on our server where we have the craziest experiments with nanoparticles and babies in the womb! watch as we impair the release of chemical messengers in the placenta and mess with blood vessels like never before! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! join now for a chance to be part of the most outrageous experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it! -
The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server
🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.
🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻
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Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.
Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.
So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.
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TherapyRantCraft
Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.
Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays
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SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.