join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!
PreggoCraft420
Skeletons & Preggos Server
Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise!ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!
AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!
NanoBabyBoomCraft
hey u! yes u! do u like babies in the womb? do u like nanoparticles? do u like blood vessels? well then boy do i have the minecraft server for u! come join us on our server where we have the craziest experiments with nanoparticles and babies in the womb! watch as we impair the release of chemical messengers in the placenta and mess with blood vessels like never before! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! join now for a chance to be part of the most outrageous experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!