so like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft but you also wanna learn about weird science stuff? well, do we have the server for you! join us and you’ll unlock the secrets of genetic links to smoking in pregnancy. we even have a special potion that lets you experience what it’s like to be a male fetus affected by smoking in the womb. it’s like virtual reality but way more messed up. so come on, join us and let’s get weird with science in Minecraft!
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Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party
addiction, baby, behavioral health, BLOCK, Daddys, Fetal development, genetic factors, genetic link, genetic predisposition, health risks, long-lasting effects, Males, maternal smoking, Medical research, Mother, nicotine exposure, Party, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, Puff, research, smoking, smoking cessation, tobacco use -
Womb Beats: The Musical Server
beats, cardiac patterns, cardiovascular development, classical music, Fetal development, fetal health, fetal heart health, fetal heart rate variability, fetal movements, maternal health, maternal well-being, music and fetal development, music and health, music and pregnancy, music exposure, music therapy, Musical, Pregnancy, prenatal development, regular heart rate, Server, stable heart rate, third trimester, WOMBso, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will make ur baby super smart and musically inclined even before they pop outta ur belly! imagine ur lil fetus jammin out to mozart and beethoven while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles! ur baby will be the mozart of minecraft, creating symphonies of redstone and note blocks! join now and give ur baby the gift of classical music and epic gaming skills! #fetusgoals #minecraftmozart -
Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server
Fetal development, first trimester, health, health outcomes, mamas, maternal health, maternal nutrition, Medical research, Minecraft, nutrition, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy studies, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Server, study, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, Vitamin D Deficiency, Women’s HealthSo, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
BabyWeight Boosters Server
Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicineso, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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Placenta Pub Crawl Server
alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol impact, alcohol research, CRAWL, developmental biology, DNA methylation, early pregnancy, epigenetic marker, Fetal development, gene expression, gene regulation, genetic alterations, maternal health, Mice, molecular changes, placenta, pregnancy risks, prenatal exposure, pub, Rapid alcohol exposure, Server, switch mechanismso, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.
so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?