Fetal Alcohol Syndrome MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

Raising, Adopting, fetal alcohol syndrome, behavioral issues, cousin

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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Blockhead’s Minecraft Server

intellectual disability, low iq, fetal alcohol syndrome, cognitive challenges, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player with a low IQ, a learning difficulty, and FAS stumbled upon our server. But instead of being judged or ostracized, they were welcomed with open arms and embraced for their uniqueness. They quickly became the most beloved player on the server, known for their hilarious antics and unintentional trolling.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet all sorts of quirky characters like this player, embark on ridiculous adventures, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

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BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

Pregnancy, insensitive joke, Confrontation, lol, social gathering

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

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UnbornWarrior vs WorkWife

Support, ENTITLEMENT, Abuse, toxic behavior, resignation

Are you tired of dealing with crazy drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from work wives, creepy subtle insults, and insane voicemails. You won’t have to worry about anyone telling you how to live your life or what to do with your baby.

Join us and build your dream world without any unwanted interference. Leave the craziness behind and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have protections against that too)!

So come on over and join us for a peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a “work wife” from hell.

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83 IQ Minecraft Server

family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, environmental influences, online test

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

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StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), BBC, Race, defiance, British

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

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DeafCrafters Unite!

panic response, faking disability, FAKING, bus incident, Confrontation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

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UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

Demand, Minecraft, smp, compelled, compulsory

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

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CraftyVoterFraudFun

political reform, Democracy, voting rights, government accountability, electoral transparency.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, HamasCraft, punish, Conflict, Political

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

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