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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	353	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4403
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	7907

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Crops Grown:	6741	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3846	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

age verification, alcohol, awkward, awkward situation, Beverage, Blockers, booze, cashier, Crafty, Happy, hour, ID check, Identification, judgemental, legal age, meets, Minecraft, Purchase, Retail, scrutiny, shopping, Store, strange look, suspicious, transaction, Verification

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?