EggscellentSpermCraft

biology, chance, chromosomes, Conception, Diversity, Dna, eggs, EggscellentSpermCraft, Evolution, fertilization, genetics, heredity, humans, Offspring, Population, Potential, Reproduction, species, sperm cells, UNIQUENESS, variation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.

that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.

join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

SalmonCraft: Where Chad’s Rule and Fish Swim

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, aquatic life, Chad salmon, Chads, Competition, environmental factors, Evolution, fertilization, Fish, genetic diversity, Instincts, mating, mortality, natural selection, predator-prey dynamics, Reproduction, reproductive success, rule, salmon eggs, SalmonCraft, species survival., Survival of the Fittest, swim

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Items Found:	5276	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where survival of the fittest is taken to a whole new level! Imagine a world where you can mate like a Chad salmon and fertilize as many eggs as you want. Some players may only fertilize one egg, while others will end up as food and die off. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but only the strongest will survive.

Join us and experience the thrill of competition and survival like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable and wild world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your survival skills in a way you’ve never imagined before!

Salmon Sperm Shack

Animal Behavior, animal mating, aquatic environment, aquatic life, aquatic reproduction, aquatic species, fertilization, Fish, fish behavior, fish reproduction, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, Ocean, ocean saltiness, Reproduction, reproductive cycle, Salmon, salty water, Shack, Sperm, sperm production, sperm release

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crops Grown:	3576	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Votes:	2237	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

CraftyPants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9872
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5500
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1639
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6491
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

Attack, Conflict, CraftyIranRetaliationFun, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, Fronts, Geopolitics, international relations, Iranian retaliation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, preemptive strike, Regional threats, SECURITY, Serious preparation, strategic planning, Tensions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1947
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-free

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

DrCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Caffeine, Consumption, Dr. Pepper, DrCraft, Entertainment, fluid intake, Gaming, guilty pleasure, habits, indulgence, late night, Minecraft, nightly routine, pokerogue, Relaxation, Routine, Server, Soda, streaming, twitch, video games, vods

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	63	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crops Grown:	9129
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

doubting elite status, Elite, elite athlete, elite category, elite classification, elite criteria, elite group, elite level, elite level assessment, elite or not, elite performance, elite player, elite player evaluation, elite ranking, elite skills, elite standards, elite status debate, elite talent, EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP, questioning elite status, was he elite

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	1258	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2342	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

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