so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.
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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
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ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!
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Elven Birthrate Crisis
u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?
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GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!
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Bathroom Baby Boomers
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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PauseCraft: Embryo Edition
join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!
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BabyBlockers Minecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!
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Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza
join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies
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Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
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BlockyVax4Boys: Protect Your Pixels!
come join our minecraft server where we protect you from high-risk HPV infections with our magical pixelated vaccines! our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will help you fight off any pesky viruses trying to ruin your fun. plus, did we mention that our server has a secret underground lab where you can create your own vaccines and cure all your friends? join us now and let’s save the minecraft world from the evil HPV together!