Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will only communicate through interpretive dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden carrots.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the fate of the world depends on whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off? Join us now and be a part of the chaos and craziness that is our Minecraft SMP!
Join this server if you wanna be part of a wild adventure where you gotta help the government agency make more babies or something. Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. Plus, we got like, the best community ever, so come on and join us for some crazy times!
Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?
Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.
Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.
Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.
Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!
Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!
Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!
Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!
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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!
Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!
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But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!
Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.
And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.
So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!
SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.
The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!
We have a responsive administration and friendly players.
Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!
If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!