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FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Elador Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

On Elador Network, we have multiple gamemodes which you can play. The gamemodes we have are: Modded Kingdom, SMP, KitPVP and much more coming soon! Join us now on play.eladornetwork.nl!

play.eladornetwork.nl:25550

CoinRush

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

CoinRushMc • looking for a fun enjoyable Lifesteal and survival lobby server with over 100+ plugins well this is your chance, join CoinRushMc the biggest hit this month! • custom items and custom enchants to grind! • A whole economy plugin with all commands, a shop and an auction house to sell things in game! • our server store has many different options and cheap prices! • we also have a virtual spawners plugin! Right click your spawners to collect your loot and become the richest in the server on our leaderboards! • We are very open to suggestions and constructive criticism. Overall, • we hope you have a great experience and most of all have fun!

play.coinrushmc.net

MythicEmpires

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Items Found:	1384	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Mythic Empires, a realm where the extraordinary becomes the norm, and your journey unfolds amidst the tapestry of magic, power, and mythical beings. In this immersive server, the name itself echoes the grandeur of epic tales and the rise of legendary civilizations.

As you traverse the landscapes of Mythic Empires, immerse yourself in a world where the arcane dances with reality, where every corner is teeming with enchantments waiting to be unraveled. Embrace your destiny as you control the very elements, crafting a narrative of triumph and wonder.

By day, vigilant hunters roam the lands, purifying the realm from the shadows that come alive under the moonlit night. Vampires and werewolves hide in the cloak of darkness, creating an intricate dance of danger and mystery.

However, the heart of Mythic Empires beats not just with peril but with opportunity. Become a master brewer, concocting elixirs and potions that defy the boundaries of imagination. Your choices shape not only your fate but the fate of the entire empire.

In the monthly events, champions rise, vying for glory and rewards that transcend the limits of ordinary existence. Forge alliances, challenge rivals, and ascend to greatness in the ever-evolving saga of Mythic Empires.

Your destiny awaits in this realm of magic and might, where you can live a life of prosperity, explore the depths of enchantment, and carve your own legend. Welcome to Mythic Empires – where the mythic becomes reality, and your epic journey begins!

158.69.8.170:25583

Verdun

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dimension Hops:	14	Potions Brewed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Verdun is a geopolitical/nations server about creating nations.

The server contains worldbuilding, roleplay, skirmishes, wars, and more. All wars are consensually scheduled on the weekend. The staff are very lenient on rules especially the chat so it is advised to be 14+. Join the discord for more info: https://discord.gg/XDJnP3QVjr

play.verdunmc.online

Coco Fabriquer

Cross-Play, Economy, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Coco Fabriquer SMP minecraft server is a vanilla server with a few plugins and data packs such as one player sleep. It’s a fun adult close knit community server, very inclusive, LGBTQI+ friendly and respectful.

mc.cocofabriquer.com

Fantasia

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Towns Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Server with a PvP faction in creation and a Survival server with economy, crates, claim, chest protection, rtp, teams, etc..

163.5.107.56

CelestialCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	2

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celestialsmp.mcsrv.fun:24004

Coreages

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	6465
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the Coreages network, your ultimate destination for survival server experiences. Since our inception in 2016, we have been continuously operating online for 7 years. Here, you can delve into the mysteries of Slimefun, push the boundaries of Redstone engineering, showcase your talents as a master builder, and more importantly, become part of our warm and close-knit community. Every day at Coreages is filled with new explorations and surprises!

owl19.vipi9.top:42155

SweCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crops Grown:	6715

SweCraft is a Swedish pvp smp for java and bedrock! The server opened on January 13, 2024 and has already become very popular. Join today we have pvp, greifing, economy, custom structures

swecraft.apexmc.co:25912

Bling Money

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

ass seen on tiktok vanilla survival server with shovel fish killing physics. can you believe it you hop into the water with a shovel in hand and smash the daylights out of a fishy, and it’s yours to keep. unbelievable

play.pimpblingmoney.com