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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 257 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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