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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1533 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 1083 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
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