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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9616 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 6242 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)