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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6419 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8757 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!