feng shui Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoommateRumbleCraft

attractive, Couch, discrimination, Eastern Europeans, ethnically Polish, Eviction, feng shui, Indo-Canadian, kicking out, larger bedroom, law, law office, Lease, loud, med school, natural light, PS5, Rent, Rift, room, roommate, RoommateRumbleCraft, Second Generation, twin sister, Twins, uk, US, using my stuff, work, work from home, yoga pants, yoga studio, zoom meeting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Just like the OP in this wild story, you’ll encounter unexpected roommates who may try to take over your virtual space. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unwanted guests with a swift click of your mouse!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).

So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!

BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP

air circulation, bedroom door, BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP, children, Closed, comfort, feng shui, home safety, nighttime routine, noise control, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, pet access, privacy, Room temperature, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, ventilation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

No Entry Minecraft Server

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, control, entry, extroverted, Girlfriend, judgment, kiss, mending friendship, Minecraft, movie night, overreacting, partners friend, refusing, Server, Shy.., socially awkward, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8938	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with any shady friends trying to kiss you? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds in the mines!

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about any awkward encounters. No need to worry about your girlfriend’s friend trying to sneak into your virtual house for a movie night – we’ve got your back!

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a drama-free environment. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to watch out for is creepers trying to blow up your creations!

PromDressDrama

alterations, baby pink gown, Borrowing, desperate situation, fabric damage, last minute, mutual friends, prom dilemma, Prom Dress, prom dress drama, prom night, prom outfit, prom planning, prom preparations, PromDressDrama, ruined dress, selfish friend, sewing mishap, special dress, thrift store, tough spot

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Items Found:	8614	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of drama like this in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect prom dress out of blocks! No more last-minute alterations or fabric mishaps, just pure creativity and fun!

Join us and create your own virtual prom night with friends from all over the world. Show off your building skills and design the most fabulous gown or tuxedo that will make everyone jealous. Who needs a real prom when you can have a Minecraft prom that will never be ruined by a sewing mishap?

Forget about borrowing dresses or accusations of being a bad friend, on our server, everyone is a true friend who supports each other’s creativity and style. So come on over and let’s have a prom night to remember, without any real-life drama getting in the way!

CoolCareerCraft Minecraft Server

10. Career opportunities, 11. Career fulfillment, 12. Career passion, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career interests, 15. Career choices, 16. Career development, 17. Career goals, 18. Career path, 19. Career success, 2. Cool careers, 20. Dream career., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Future career goals, 5. Exciting professions, 6. Career dreams, 7. Ideal job, 8. Job satisfaction, 9. Career exploration, CoolCareerCraft, dream job, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional llama wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be riding around on llamas all day, herding them and participating in epic llama races. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a trusty llama by your side?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly battling against the evil cow samurais. Join the fight and prove your worth as a warrior of the chicken clan. Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry combat like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form. Explore this sweet paradise and satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream base among the sugary landscape.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	177
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ores Mined:	3174

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	919705	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.