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Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7938	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Animals Bred:	178

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1426	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Potions Brewed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	749890
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3748

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).