femtoseconds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AtomicSpeedCrafters

atomic processes, AtomicSpeedCrafters, attoseconds, experiments, femtoseconds, laser technology, nanoseconds, nanotechnology, New Light, PHYSICS., picoseconds, Quantum Mechanics, research, researchers, Science, Shine, Spectroscopy, studying, Technology, time measurement, ultra fast

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so fast it makes attoseconds look slow? well, boy do i have the server for u! we’re talkin’ atomic processes that move faster than a baby cheetah on roller skates.

join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at the speed of light, building epic structures in the blink of an eye, and battling mobs with lightning-fast reflexes.

our researchers have discovered the secret to harnessing the power of attoseconds in minecraft, and now you can be a part of this groundbreaking experiment.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and see just how fast you can go in the world of minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BroCraft: Where Misogyny Meets Minecraft Madness! Join us for epic adventures and questionable banter!

Adventures, banter, brocraft, calculations, cause, Difference, Epic, Evil, femtoseconds, Fine, Good, INEQUALITY, Join, madness, meets, Minecraft, Misogyny, Oppression, people, post, privileged, Questionable, realization, reminder, Seconds, Technical, Time, WAIT, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Potions Brewed:	149	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!

I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!

So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1161	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	286
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	10

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimension Hops:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7358	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	303	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6846	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!