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ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!

Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	5370	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, Content Creation, CREEPERS, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, fear, Gaming, graduated, influencers, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, Tread, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will make you laugh until you cry, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about Nina, who may have graduated from the server but left behind a legacy of epic Twitch streams. Join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos for yourself! And if you’re feeling fancy, check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your virtual needs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Pixel Punch-Up Palace: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

#announcement, #youtube, articles, character themes, dead links, dime-a-dozen, Fighting Game, Forgotten, genre change, KOMBAT, Launch, meets, Minecraft, MORTAL, Original music, Palace, PIXEL, PunchUp, Shot One, Shot One Fighters, story mode, twitter, Unique, Windjammers-like, WIP progress, wiped accounts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about your hard work being wiped out and forgotten like Shot One! Our server is like a Windjammers game on steroids, with epic battles and crazy storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for a chance to become a Shot One Fighter, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Forget about those boring old genres, we’re all about creating a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

Don’t let your creations disappear into the void like Shot One did, join our server and build your own legacy. Who needs Twitter and YouTube when you can be a part of our thriving community of gamers who are always ready for a good time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Shot One legend!

Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, emotions, Empathy, feelings, forgiveness, Good, growth, introspection, left, love, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, right, self reflection, Server, surprised, Trust, Understanding, Youre

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where up is down, left is right, and dimensions are just a suggestion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!

PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!

adaptation, ai, animation, Anime, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, blocks, creativity, Digital, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, film, Future, innovation, Japanese culture, live action, meets, PixelatedAnimeCraft, Technology, television, transformation, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ores Mined:	3165
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a live-action anime brought to life by AI! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant robot monster appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where all the villagers are actually magical cat girls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

assault rifle, Be me, blink, convoy, coordinates, CraftyCreeperz, crazy, Crocker, deathclaws, doing routes on the strip, emergency radios, Eye, field duty, Fun, gtbe, HIGH, infantry rifles, Join, lizard monsters, McCarran, Mystery man, Ranger armor, retard, Scared, Shooting, Today, Vegas

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

anger management, communication breakdown, compromise, conflict avoidance, conflict de-escalation, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, cooperation, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, Empathy, listening skills, mediation, misunderstanding, Négotiation, Palace, Peacekeeping, PunchUp, relationship issues, Skeletons, teamwork, throw, Unity, zombie

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

AMBITION, career, Dedication, determination, discipline, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, goals, hard work, Job, lazybones, LazyCraft, motivation, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-discipline, success, work ethic, Working

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	295

Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?