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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5296 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
