We got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, and zombies chasing you like your ex after a breakup!
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera!
Plus, our community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
But wait, there’s more! We also have this legendary treasure hunt every week where we hide diamonds in the weirdest places, like inside a chicken or under a lava waterfall. You gotta be quick though, ’cause everyone is out for that bling bling.
And get this, our admin is a talking cow who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, guiding us through epic quests and making sure we don’t accidentally blow up the entire server (which has happened before, oops).
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of exploding sheep, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftMadness #PigRidingParty
Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself in the face of adversity, just like our brave player did when they confronted their fiancÊ and his family in front of everyone. Will you choose to apologize and keep the peace, or will you stand your ground and assert your independence?
Join us now for a server full of surprises, where you never know what outrageous situation will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar dilemma and have to make a tough decision like our courageous player did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and be part of the drama!
Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you’ll be able to unleash your inner crazy and let your creativity run wild! Build the most mind-blowing structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just more Minecraft).
But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of hilarious, wacky, and downright bizarre players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never know what to expect next, and that’s what makes this server so freaking awesome!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, you are simply a product result of women desire. Or something like that. Just trust me, this server is lit AF!
Join this server if you wanna break all the rules and have a wild time building and exploring with no restrictions. Who needs rules anyway? Let’s get crazy and see what happens when we push the boundaries in this virtual world.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a rebel in Minecraft and show the world that you’re not afraid to bend the rules. Let’s see where this loophole takes us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Join us and show off your skills in changing oil in Minecraft! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you can impress your friends with your car maintenance abilities.
And if your boyfriend gets mad at you for being a pro at changing oil, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space for all genders to show off their skills, even if it means embarrassing their partners.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that changing oil in Minecraft could be so entertaining?
Join this server if you wanna experience Minecraft like never before! We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and dancing llamas! And don’t even get me started on the talking trees and singing creepers!
You’ll be laughing your butt off as you explore our custom-built anime world filled with giant sushi rolls, magical girls, and ninja pandas! Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids – they’ll grant your every wish and turn you into a real-life anime character!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a giant popcorn monster appears and challenges you to a movie trivia battle. If you win, you get unlimited access to all the latest blockbusters on tridentmovies . com. But if you lose, you have to watch the entire Twilight saga on repeat for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja lawyers who will protect you from any legal action that may come your way. They’ll use their legal jutsu to deflect any cease and desist letters that try to rain on your movie streaming parade.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where streaming movies illegally is not just a crime, it’s a way of life.
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| Server Name | A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door |
|---|---|
| Rules | No hacks and no x-ray |
| Server Type | Vanilla, Bedrock compatible |
| Plugins | Minimal for a true vanilla feel |
| AFK Kick | No |
| Vote to Win | No |
| Approved Clients | Vanilla and Optifine |
No, the only approved clients are vanilla and Optifine. Using any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent, you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
You can connect to the server using the host: dontplaythisserver.com
Yes, you can check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!
No, there is no AFK kick on this server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes that will unlock secret gifts and emotes that will make your character stand out in the crowd. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List so you can conquer the virtual world together!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against giant chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and discover all the insane surprises our server has in store for you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with these explosive dancers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava pit. Will you dare to embark on this treacherous quest for riches?
So come on down to our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.
our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.
rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?
so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!