Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!
We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!
You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!
I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.
But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.
Join now and you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, because who needs wood or stone when you can flex with diamonds, amirite?
Plus, there’s a secret underground cave filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s like a party animal, Minecraft style!
So come on, join the server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with lava? Let’s get weird, bro!
You know how sometimes life just be like, “does it just get in the way of their hedonism?” Well, on this server, there’s no such thing as getting in the way of your hedonism.
We got giant rainbow unicorns roaming around, shooting out diamond rainbows that make you fly.
And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we throw every night in the Nether. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons dropping sick beats.
Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a castle made of candy? Done.
So come join us on this magical, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a simulation anyway, am I right?
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.
So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.
✅ SURVIVAL
✅ RUBIES
✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE
✅ FOREIGNER SERVER
✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.
✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity
⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]
⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!
⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel
⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!
⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!
⭐ No creativity – no donation trash
⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken
⭐ A large number of works
⭐ Unique warp system for players!
⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!
⭐ No lags on weak PCs
⭐ Funny and friendly players
⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!
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| Nethershore SMP |
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| Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us! |
Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!
https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server. |
| Can I play on the server at any time? | Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with. |
| Is there any age restriction to join the server? | While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server. |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!
