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Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started throwing rainbow-colored TNT everywhere. But instead of running in fear, our players grabbed their swords and rode into battle on the backs of flying pigs. It was epic!
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Embark on thrilling quests across the Seven Kingdoms, build majestic castles, venture into the exotic lands of Essos, discover rich lore and cultures of Essos
A: You can join the server by entering the Server IP provided above in your Minecraft client.
Q: Is the server available on both Java and Bedrock editions?
A: Yes, the server is accessible on both Java and Bedrock editions.
Q: Can I build alliances with other players?
A: Yes, you can forge alliances with other players in the game.
Q: Are there specific rules and guidelines to follow on the server?
A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord channel for more information.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can play alongside the legendary Lia, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed! Or how about teaming up with Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye? And let’s not forget about Hakushika Iori, who can tame creepers and ride them into battle!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka, who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a wave of her hand! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon Shisui Michiru, who can make chickens dance to the beat of her pickaxe!
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Survival-Multiplayer server with quest, events and community!
Join our Discord server to be part of our community and stay up to date with new things!
(our server rules can be found on our Discord, if you have any questions you can contact us there)
You can support us by voting on this page and also receive in-game rewards!
Welcome to NeuroSMP a survival server that is FREE to play on.Free ranks and Free kits that you unlock with in-game money NOT REAL MONEY as there is literally no www.shop… its a new community made by Minecraft players for Minecraft players and NOT people looking to make a quick bit of money from a server.
free free free The player numbers are low as its a new server but don’t let the low numbers put you off.
Utilizes a strong anti-cheat system to prevent hackers from ruining the gaming experience.
Player Shops
Create and design your own shop to sell items.
Spawn Protection
Protects spawn area and allows players to apply for spawn permissions to build.
Giveaways
Participate in giveaways and events to win rewards.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Question
Answer
Why should I join The Real SMP server?
Your gaming requirements are met with our stable environment, anti-cheat system, player shops, spawn protection, and giveaways. Join to be part of a vibrant community!
How can I create a player shop?
Simply design your shop in the game and start selling items to other players.
Can I build in the spawn area?
Players can apply for spawn permissions to build in the protected spawn area.
How do I participate in giveaways?
Play with friends on the server and keep an eye out for announcements about upcoming giveaways.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
Join us for epic battles where players fight each other face-to-foot style! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned kicking!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. This feathered fiend will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you survive a night in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.
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