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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5853 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
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