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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 397 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 8387 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.