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PretendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4262	Villages Defended:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7157
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server and experience a world where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can find and defeat the Disco Enderman, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base where all the mobs gather to plot their revenge against the players. Join us and become the hero (or villain) of this wacky and wild Minecraft world. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BraindamageBrokeBoi Minecraft SMP

avoiding waging, basics, brain damage, BraindamageBrokeBoi, budgeting, financial freedom, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, frugal living, investing, making money, Minecraft, money management, passive income, Poorfagging, Roots, SAVING, side hustle, smp, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where making money is as easy as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie! Join our server and you’ll learn the art of trading like a pro, all while avoiding those pesky wage disputes that plague other servers.

But beware, the roots of our economy run deep, with mysterious villagers and shady deals lurking around every corner. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and outsmart your fellow players if you want to come out on top.

Forget about the basics, on our server, anything goes! Want to trade a stack of dirt for a shiny new sword? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing business? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to riches, glory, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Just remember, trust no one and always keep an eye out for that sneaky creeper trying to blow up your hard-earned loot.

MinecraftMayhem

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the thrill of narrowly escaping death while building your dream castle in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

Our server is so intense, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos that awaits them. From epic PvP battles to treacherous parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will get your heart racing and your palms sweating, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart – only the bravest players will come out alive (and with all their loot intact)!

HousewivesCraft: Sunday Showdown

advertising, Audience, branding, Bravo, Competition, Entertainment, Housewives, HousewivesCraft, lucrative, Marketing, NFL, Popular, Promotion, Ratings, reality tv, saturday, showdown, strategy, success, Sunday, television, viewership

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	2756
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Votes:	5755
Dragon Eggs Found:	8711	Rainbows Spotted:	5

LOLZ come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own HOUSEWIVES MANSION and be da QUEEN BEE of da block! we got diamond tiaras and Gucci armor for all our players cuz we FANCY like dat.

we got drama more intense than a Real Housewives reunion, with players backstabbing each other and forming alliances faster than you can say “I’m the queen of this server, b*tch!”

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while throwing shade at your enemies. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the gossip and glamour this server has to offer. so grab your bling bling and come slay with us, hunty!

CraftyCrowzCrafts

animal adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, animal learning, animal tool use, avian behavior, avian intelligence, bird behavior, bird cognition, bird intelligence, cognitive abilities, Corvus cornix, CraftyCrowzCrafts, crow species, Hooded crows, manufacture objects, mental template, problem solving, tool use

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, fam, dis server be like a magical land where hooded crows be out here makin’ all sorts of crazy stuff based on some mental blueprint they got goin’ on. It’s like they got some secret recipe for crafting that’s outta this world!

Join dis server if you wanna witness the epicness of hooded crows flexin’ their creative muscles like never before. You ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, trust me. These birds be on a whole ‘nother level of Minecraft mastery.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you might just unlock the hidden power of the hooded crow within yourself. Imagine bein’ able to craft like a bird, fly like a bird, and squawk like a bird. It’s like a dream come true, my dudes.

So come on down to dis server and let the hooded crows show you the way to Minecraft greatness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

Faffshire: Where even the sheep have more mods than your computer can handle!

Adventure, aircraft, Apply now, Biomes, blocks, Computer, Create Mod Automation, creativity, Creatures, dimension overhauls, expanded mobs, Faffshire, handle, megafactories, Mods, Possibilities, revamped End, Sheep, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn area, Survival, THRIVING, train networks, Transportation, Twilight Forest, world generation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	690837

Faffshire Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Enhanced World Generation	Discover new, fun, and challenging structures in the world
Diverse Transportation	Travel in style and ease between builds and community hotspots
Centralized Spawn Area	Build shops and community spaces in the spawn town
Dimension Overhauls	Explore reimagined End and Twilight Forest
Create Mod Automation	Take creativity to new heights with the Create mod
Expanded Mobs & Blocks	Wide variety of new mobs and blocks to play and decorate with

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is griefing allowed on the Faffshire server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Faffshire server. We have strict rules against griefing and cheating to maintain a positive and enjoyable community for all players.

How can I apply to join the Faffshire server?

You can apply to join the Faffshire server by joining our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/t9htdafTfq

MineDivine Minecraft Server

anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	129
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ores Mined:	2358	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!