we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.
so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!
Join us and experience a world where women are kind and generous, where they help each other build amazing structures and go on epic adventures together. Say goodbye to drama and hello to friendship and teamwork!
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. The addictive gameplay, the hilarious antics of our players, and the unforgettable memories you’ll make here will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see why our server is the best place to be for all Minecraft-loving women!
51.91.214.194:26467
| Version | 1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm |
| Discord Username | Duvahl |
| Tiktok | https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running on? | The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21. |
| When was the server established? | The server was established on January 4th, 2020. |
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP. |
| How can I obtain ranks and perks? | All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?
2. Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the creepers have started attending our weekly tea parties. It’s a blast watching them try to sip tea with those explosive tendencies!
3. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got llamas trained in martial arts ready to kick some serious blocky butt. Just hop on and let them show you their moves!
4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality section where you can enter the game within the game. It’s like Inception, but with more pixelated pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!
Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!
On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?
But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!
So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!
Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.
So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?