join this epic minecraft server where we all compete to get the best tan in the game! forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, the real challenge is getting that perfect golden glow.
we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.
so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!
