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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8902 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!
We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!
Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!
