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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6641 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8442 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 6164 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!