CellBlockHumor
CellBlockHumor, ex prison staff, female prisons, gender differences in prison, male prisons, prison challenges, prison comparison, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, prison experiences, prison inmates, prison life, prison management, prison safety, prison staff, prison staff perspective, prison system, prison work, worst prison
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.
Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!

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New Server IP
LoveCraft SMP
desire, Dominant, Drama, Erotic, FANTASY, fifty shades of grey, Forbidden, Intensity, love, lovecraft, Lust, Mysterious, Obsession, Passion, relationships, romance, seduction, Sensual, smp, Steamy, Submission, Thrilling
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Fifty Shades of Grey of servers! Except instead of sexy times with Christian Grey, you get to build epic bases and fight off creepers with your diamond sword! It’s like a love story between you and your pickaxe, with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Endermen, it’s lit AF! So come join us and experience the most dramatic love story of your Minecraft life, you won’t regret it…probably.

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New Server IP
LoveCrafters
affectionate, emotional gesture, Extravagant, grand gesture, grand romantic gesture, Heartfelt, INTIMATE, long term relationship, love, LoveCrafters, Passion, relationship, romance, romantic gesture, Special, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprise gift, thoughtful, unforgettable, Wild
Are you tired of building heart-shaped houses for your Minecraft crush? Well, look no further because our server takes romance to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have the chance to propose to your in-game partner in a virtual hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset. Who needs diamonds when you can give your loved one a virtual castle made entirely of emerald blocks? So come join us and let your love story unfold in the most epic way possible!

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New Server IP
BlockParty Minecraft Server
Baltic nations, Baltic states, blockparty, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, electricity blackout, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, european unity, geopolitical move, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political defiance, political statement, power struggle, regional cooperation, Russian power grid, Server, victory for freedom
lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like when the Baltic nations said “bye bye” to the Russian power grid, but in Minecraft form. u can be part of the epic victory for freedom by joining our server and building ur own power grid to take down the oppressive forces of darkness (aka griefers). plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and plot world domination (in Minecraft, of course). so come join us and be a hero in the fight for freedom and power grids!

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New Server IP
EuroCraft: Trumped Up Refugees
EuroCraft, Refugees, Trumped
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we prioritize settlin’ in all them South Africans of European descent cuz they know how to build a mean house! we got diamonds bigger than Melania’s engagement ring and creepers scarier than Trump’s tweets! come on over and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #diamondsareforever #creeperinchief

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New Server IP

Chilltown

Beautiful, Chilltown, Community Focused, Democracy, Enchants, Feedback, Friends, join us, Land claiming, mobs, novel, pay to win, Relaxing, smp, suggestion, Survival, Tools, Unique, weapons

Chilltown Minecraft Server

IP: rd.Chilltown.eu

WHAT IS CHILLTOWN?

Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that expands the vanilla challenge and gameplay, while still keeping the vanilla feel. We just released the 1.21 server yesterday. We have little to no kids, though they are welcome. Our goal is to provide players with a unique and relaxing place to play with their friends.

Key Features:

Custom beautiful World
Seasons
Custom Mobs & Weapons
Custom Tools & Enchants
Chunk-based land claiming system (no golden shovel!)
Non Pay to Win

Sounds interesting? Come join us at rd.Chilltown.eu

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When did Chilltown start?	Chilltown started in August 2019.
Is the server pay to win?	No, Chilltown is non pay to win.
Can I claim land on the server?	Yes, Chilltown has a chunk-based land claiming system.
Are custom mobs and weapons available?	Yes, Chilltown features custom mobs and weapons.
What sets Chilltown apart from other servers?	Chilltown offers a unique gameplay experience while still maintaining the vanilla feel of Minecraft.

Lost Horizon Realms 1.21
#youtube, audience engagement, Content Creator, Digital Media, EN branch, falling off, gura, HORIZON, internet celebrity, less than 200k views, Lost, online entertainment, popular JPs, Realms, slipping, social media influencer, streaming, subscriber count, trending, video content, Views, virtual personality, Vtuber
Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, so underground, just like Gura’s views! But don’t worry, it’s not slipping like the EN branch, it’s actually lit AF. Join for some crazy adventures and memes that will make you question reality. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you don’t want to miss out on!

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New Server IP
CraftyLoveTrouble
Argument, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyLoveTrouble, Defensive, Drinking, Frustration, Good Night, invalidated feelings, minor issue, nitpicking, overstimulated, parenting, pushing back, relaxed night, stress free, trivial, weaponizing
Are you tired of mundane arguments over ginger ale bottles and open formula cans ruining your Friday night fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who built the best pixel art of a giant chicken!
We offer a stress-free environment where you can relax, joke around, and even give your virtual boyfriend a haircut (don’t worry, it’ll grow back). Plus, we have a strict “diapers from the attic” policy to keep things interesting. And if anyone tries to weaponize your drinking habits, just build a fortress out of ginger ale bottles and show them who’s boss!
So leave the real world drama behind and join us for a night of virtual fun and pixelated adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate therapy session?

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New Server IP
AwkwardLoveMinecraftSMP
awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardLoveMinecraftSMP, clumsy, cringeworthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, funny, funny stories, humor, Laughter, love, love mishaps, MISTAKES, relationships, Ridiculous, romance, romantic gestures, silly
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night, and the mobs are our DJs. One time, I accidentally professed my love to a creeper thinking it was my crush, it was so awkward but also kinda romantic, you know? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as villagers and tried to trade with each other, but ended up just throwing emeralds at each other instead. It was a mess, but so much fun! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild and wacky server, it’s a total blast!

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New Server IP
MineCraftMistakes
acceptance, emotional intelligence, Experience, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life lesson, Maturity, MineCraftMistakes, MISTAKES, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Time management, wisdom
Ever joined a Minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers break out into dance parties? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the chickens can talk and the cows are secretly plotting to take over the server. But don’t worry, our team of fearless moderators are always on hand to keep the peace and make sure no one gets trampled by a stampede of rebellious sheep.
And if you ever find yourself in need of a life lesson, just ask our wise old villager who has seen it all and is always ready to impart some questionable wisdom. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs boring old reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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New Server IP
MuskCraft: Data Quest
court order., court ruling, data, data handover, data privacy, Data Protection, digital platforms, election data, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, German court, Information Security, legal battle, legal blow, legal dispute, legal precedent, Musk, MuskCraft, Platform, privacy rights, Quest, tech industry, transparency
so, like, you know that one time when Elon Musk was all like “i’m gonna take over the world with my electric cars and space rockets”? well, turns out some German court was like “nah bro, you gotta hand over that election data first”. and like, now he’s all shooketh and stuff.
but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our epic Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even Elon Musk would be jealous.
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in Morse code? yeah, you heard that right. so come on over and join the fun before Elon Musk tries to take over this server too.

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New Server IP

female prisons

Chilltown Minecraft Server

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