Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.
But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!
We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!
Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!
Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.
Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!
Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!
oblivion.minecra.fr:25767
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Click here for a sneak peek.
| The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. |
| No pay-to-win paid perks |
| Resource worlds (resets monthly) |
| Live map: https://map.hearthcraft.net/ |
| Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. |
| Pet system |
| Land claiming |
| Active economy system with player shops, warps, auctions, etc. |
| Marriage plugin |
| Leaderboards with various categories |
| Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia |
| Uses Purpur |
| Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback |
| Main world size: 90,000 * 90,000 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build giant statues of your favorite forgotten TV show characters, create elaborate redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds, and participate in epic server-wide events that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate champion of our wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of a forgotten show that you love brought to life in blocky form. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the time a parent came back looking for their toddler’s stuffed toy and our staff accidentally threw it in the dumpster. Talk about a plot twist!
But don’t worry, we promise not to throw your precious items in the trash (unless you ask us to, we don’t judge). So come join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find your own lost stuffed toy along the way!
