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Impulsive Convict Microbiota
hey u! yeh u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is so lit, even female convicts are playing on it! yep, u heard me right. they found out that impulsive female convicts have different microbiota than non-impulsive ones, and they all play on this server together. join now to see what crazy adventures await u! build ur own prison cell, mine for diamonds with ur new convict friends, and maybe even start a riot! this server is so wild, even the gut-brain axis can’t handle it. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.
But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
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Riggi’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Riggi Riggitini! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of mischievous players on Riggi Riggitini decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano. And guess what? They actually survived the fiery ride! If you want to experience adrenaline-pumping adventures like this, then this is the server for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky friends and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creepers trying to crash the party!
So why wait? Join Riggi Riggitini today for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and unforgettable moments that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MerchMania Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear any hoodie you want without getting judged by your boyfriend’s friends? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can rock any merch you please, even if it has another guy’s name on it!Our server is the perfect place to escape petty arguments about clothing choices and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a special “Hoodie Lover” rank for those who proudly wear their favorite oversized hoodies, no questions asked.
So if you’re tired of feeling embarrassed for wearing a comfy hoodie with your friend’s company name on it, come join us for a fun and chill Minecraft experience. Who knew a hoodie could cause so much drama? Let’s leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!
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2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
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CraftingFate
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate life-changing adventure! One time, a player accidentally planted a potato instead of a carrot and BOOM, their whole virtual existence was turned upside down. Now they rule the server with an iron potato fist, all thanks to that fateful misclick. Who knows what small decision could lead to your epic rise to power on our server? Join now and find out! -
CraftyMH17Downfall
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL. -
FloatyVisionCraft
so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.