We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.
Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.
Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T LEAVIN’ YOU HANGIN’! JUST INGEST 2 MG OF ESTRADIOL AND WATCH AS YOUR FEAR RESPONSES GET EXTINGUISHED FASTER THAN A CREEPER IN WATER! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THAT FEAR GON’ COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER, LIKE A ZOMBIE ON STEROIDS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS THAT ONLY OUR FEMALE SEX HORMONES CAN PROVIDE! IT’S GON’ BE A WILD RIDE, SO STRAP IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.
That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!
1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?
2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.
3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.
imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.
but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.
so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!
But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla survival |
|---|---|
| World Resetting | No |
| Land Claiming | No |
| Grief Protection | CoreProtect |
| Community Size | Small |
| Server Age | Over 1 year |
You need to join the Discord server and get added to the whitelist by clicking here.
We are planning on updating to 1.21 very soon, once all server plugins support the new version.
We do not have land claiming, but we use CoreProtect to roll back any griefing that occurs.
Yes, the world is completely unrestricted, allowing you to build anywhere.
We are focused on quality players over quantity to create a new community.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the craziest part – they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was lit, to say the least.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass with a few of those cluckers in your coop? It’s a Minecraft player’s dream come true.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with rainbow sheep and talking trees. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are always up to no good – watch your back!
Looking for some action? How about battling a horde of evil llamas in a epic showdown for the ages? Or maybe you’d prefer to test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course where the floor is literally lava (no, seriously, it’s actually lava).
And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Experience the thrill of dodging passive-aggressive comments while trying to focus on giving a killer haircut. Will you survive the onslaught of insinuations and accusations? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of confronting your boyfriend about his mom’s shady behavior and facing the wrath of a woman scorned. Will you uphold the girl code or unleash chaos upon the family dynamic?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable family dynamics, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
On our server, you can be the true breadwinner without any pesky partners asking for a salary. Build your business from the ground up, invest in outrageous machinery, and never worry about who’s paying for dinner again – because it’s all on you!
Forget about real-life financial insecurities and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off those pesky creepers. Join now and experience the thrill of being the sole provider in a world where the only currency that matters is diamonds.
Join our server where the creepers are your best friends and diamonds grow on trees (literally, we have a diamond tree farm). Our community is filled with players who believe in peace, love, and crafting the most fabulous pink houses you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and demands tribute in the form of chicken nuggets. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?
So if you’re tired of the same old survival servers and are ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us! Just watch out for the dancing llamas, they’re known to break out into spontaneous conga lines at any moment.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to steal all their diamonds and leave them crying in the dark? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? We won’t stop you!
But beware, because on our server, karma is a real thing. Commit a calculating, cold act and you might just find yourself on the receiving end of some epic revenge. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what kind of devious deeds you’re capable of!