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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8332 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3689 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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