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AnaCraft Minecraft Server

AnaCraft, Anime, Arc, bathroom break, bladder control, comedic relief, comedy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, female desperation, funny, high school, holding it in, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nature calls, outdoor hiking, Pee, school life, Seitokai ni mo Ana wa Aru, Server, slice of life, student council

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2303	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

ESLsCraft Minecraft Server

bilingual education, cultural diversity, educational equity, English as a second language, esl, ESL curriculum, ESL programs, ESL resources, ESL strategies, ESL students, ESL teachers, ESLsCraft, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, Minecraft, second language acquisition, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Tired of boring old English classes? Come join our Minecraft server where we teach you English through the power of building blocks! Our ESL (English as a Second Language) program will have you speaking fluent English in no time, all while battling creepers and mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a grammar stickler, so you better watch your syntax if you want to survive! Join now for a truly immersive language learning experience that will have you saying “Why do ESLs exist? Because they’re awesome!”

SnapchatSingles Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cute, emotions, FLIRTING, friendzone, friendzoned, Hug, life story, Meeting, Minecraft, new girl, PRETTY, rejection, relationship, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSingles, social media, Sorry., Talk, tiktok

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Farms Harvested:	329
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

🤣 Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting friendzoned again! Our players are so supportive, they’ll never leave you hanging like that new girl on snap! Plus, our virtual hugs are way better than any real-life hug you could ever get. Who needs TikTok fame when you can be the star of our server? Come join us and let’s build a world where friendzoning doesn’t exist! 🌟 #NoMoreFriendzone #VirtualHugsForDays #MinecraftFame

WeekdayWeddingCraft

family dynamics, getting married, self-funded wedding, tiny wedding, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding ceremony, wedding conflicts, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding scheduling, wedding traditions, weekday wedding, WeekdayWeddingCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the joys of virtual weddings! Forget about real-life drama and join us for a pixelated happily ever after!

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding planning stress? Look no further! On our server, you can have the wedding of your dreams without any of the hassle. Plus, no need to worry about your guests not being able to make it – they’re all just a click away!

Join us for a magical weekday wedding extravaganza, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next. And don’t worry about your guests being teachers with no annual leave – in Minecraft, everyone can attend your special day!

So come on over and say “I do” to our server, where love is in the air and drama is left at the door. Who knew planning a wedding could be this fun and stress-free?

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BlockBuddies, Depth, discovery, familiarity, friendship, hidden, Insights, learning, long term, Minecraft, Perception, personal growth, relationships, revelations, Secrets, Server, Surprising, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, thinking you know everything about your fellow players, only to discover they have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear? Join our server and uncover the hidden secrets of your friends and foes alike! Who knows what surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – unless you count the hours spent laughing at the ridiculous pranks and shenanigans our players get up to. So come on, join us and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, everyday happiness, finding joy, Happiness, happiness in simplicity, happiness in small things, happy moments, joy, life’s simple pleasures, little moments of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple delights, simple joys, simple pleasure, small joys, small moments, small pleasures

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on a rainbow-colored llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bow! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also famous for its legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that give you the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our infamous “Tower of Terror” challenge, where you must navigate through a maze filled with booby traps and evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic response, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, involvement, military alliance, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, peacekeeping efforts, Poland, SECURITY, shooting down, Stoltenberg, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Void Gems Collected:	33

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!

LabMeatLand: Where Livestock Go to Party!

animal agriculture, animal cruelty, animal liberation, animal rights, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, chickens, Cows, environmental impact, ethical farming, factory farming, food waste, free range, lab grown meat, LabMeatLand, Livestock, Party, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, veganism, wildlife conservation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1922
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where all the virtual cows, chickens, and pigs can roam free and live their best virtual lives! No more animal cruelty here, just pure pixelated bliss for all the farm animals.

Picture this: a virtual farm sanctuary where the cows graze on endless fields of grass, the chickens roam free and lay eggs wherever they please, and the pigs roll around in mud pits to their heart’s content. It’s a virtual paradise for our pixelated friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who have formed their own civilization. They trade with the farm animals, build carrot houses, and even have their own carrot king. It’s a carrot-tastic adventure waiting to be explored!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BrainGutCraft: The PBM Game-Changer

#gamechanger, Alternative Medicine, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain-gut connection, BrainGutCraft, cost effective, dysbiosis, game changer, gut health, inflammation, Innovative, medical breakthrough, neurology, non-invasive, PBM, Photobiomodulation Therapy, Potential, reduced side effects, research, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	8636
Emeralds Found:	9700	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Votes:	5798

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use Photobiomodulation Therapy to cure zombies of their alzheimer’s disease! we zap those undead brains with light therapy and watch them go from groaning brains to sharp thinkers! forget about boring old treatments, we’re all about that brain-gut connection and reducing inflammation in our zombie pals. come for the therapy, stay for the brainiac zombies! it’s a game-changer, y’all!

NoBoysAllowed Minecraft Server

Diversity, equal opportunities, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female workforce, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender equality in business, gender inclusivity, good business, inclusive workplace, Minecraft, no males, NoBoysAllowed, Server, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, women leadership, workplace equality

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Potions Brewed:	63
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no males” policy because let’s be real, who needs those pesky guys ruining our fun? We’ve got everything you need to thrive in this blocky world, from diamond-studded armor to enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Notch Apple, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And did we mention our exclusive all-female dance parties every Saturday night at the virtual club?

So come on, ladies, leave those boys behind and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs males when you’ve got a whole server of badass women ready to conquer the virtual world? Let’s show them who’s boss!

ParticlePlay Minecraft Server

Basement Trolls, Biological women, domme, Domme Tells, Dommes, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Musk, ParticlePlay, particles, Previous thread, Rally, Royal treatment, self-care, self-conscious, Server, shower, squirming, SUBS, Superior sex, Women, Worship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	1612	Magic Items Found:	1366

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we don’t mess with those basement trolls.

Do you shower regularly or are you one of those squirming self-conscious subs who needs a domme to tell them what to do? Dommes, enjoy yourselves and lend an ear at the next rally – we heard it’s helpful for dominating the world.

Join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only rule is to worship women and have a good time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a musky situation with a domme who loves a little stink. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world who’s really in charge!