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AnaCraft Minecraft Server

AnaCraft, Anime, Arc, bathroom break, bladder control, comedic relief, comedy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, female desperation, funny, high school, holding it in, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nature calls, outdoor hiking, Pee, school life, Seitokai ni mo Ana wa Aru, Server, slice of life, student council

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	2744
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

argentina, condemning, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Israel, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, MileiCraft, Politics, President Milei, south america, UN, UNhypocrisy, united nations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#revelation, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, convent, crime, detective, Fiction, hidden past, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 86022147, novel, nun, nun protagonist, Party, religious mystery, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ores Mined:	8311	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

blockquotepShower, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, cold showers, daily routine, escape routine, everyday, faulty logic, habits, healthy habits, mindset shift, Minecraft, occasion, personal growth, Positive Change, rare, Routine, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, shower everyday, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	49
Farms Harvested:	504	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

(Lyric, 1M USD, cash prize, challenge, challenge accepted, Competition, dream come true, jackpot, Karaoke, mistake, MONEY, Music, Performance, Prize, sing, Sing4TheCash, singing contest, song, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2722
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

Carrier Strike Group, emergency response, Fiasco, Fuel, fuel supply, maritime incident, Military, naval fleet, Naval fueling, naval incident, Naval logistics, Naval mishap, naval operations, Naval readiness, naval rescue, Naval vessels, Navy, Navy accident, Oiler, Oops, runs aground, Scramble for Fuel, us navy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	2667
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

15 Minute City Fun

15-minute city, city, city accessibility, city accessibility tool, city connectivity, city development, city efficiency, city equality, city inequality, city infrastructure, city livability, city proximity, city research, city tool, city walkability, Fun, future city planning, minute, sustainable cities, transportation planning, urban design, urban development tool, Urban planning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	108	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2489
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

#videogames, capcom, dood, dude, fighter, Fighting, games, hype, Max, max dood, maximilian, maximilian_dood, Minecraft, RAGE, reaction, Server, Stream, streaming, street, twitch, Videos, yo

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

#announcement, action RPG, automata, developers, exclusive, Fun, game development, Gaming, gaming industry, insider information, Minecraft, News, nier, nier automata, NieR series, platinumgames, Rumors, Sequel, Server, Shift, shift up, speculation, stellar blade, upcoming release, ups, video game, yoko taro

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2927	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	2854	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!