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AnaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	450	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

CraftyNorsemen

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	175	Divine Spears Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

Characters, Epic battles, fan theories, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vi, final fantasy vii, final fantasy viii, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XV, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic series, minecrafty, role playing games, RPG, Square Enix, Storyline, the great debate, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	124

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky Therapy

acceptance, blocky, bullying, coping, depression, discrimination, ethnicity, Identity, ISOLATION, LGBTQ, Loneliness, mental health, OCD, self esteem, self worth, Struggle, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Crafty Comfy Chaos

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	8999	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!