female choice Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bros: Height, Weight, & Sexiness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	673	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where the male characters are sexy and formidable! We have conducted studies that show men on our server have gained height and weight at double the rate of women, making them absolute units in the game. This increased sexual size dimorphism gives them an advantage in attracting female characters and dominating in physical competitions with other players. So come join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled adventure!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6567
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	701163

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	425
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6554

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	673
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	231
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4517
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!