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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5840 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 179 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
