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Galactic Empire Minecraft SMP

25 000 years before, CANCELLED, Characters, Empire, Epic, FANTASY, female, film, force, Galactic, Galaxy, jedi, lightsaber, Male, Minecraft, Movie, plot twist, prequel, Saga, Sci Fi, smp, speculation, Star Wars, theory

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that the first Jedi will emerge from the pixelated depths of our world. Will it be a male or female? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this epic saga of blocky proportions. Join now and become part of the legend!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

She’s a Minecraft server

again.., age, aging, confusion, female, forgetfulness, how old, Identity, Memory, Minecraft, question.., recall, Recollection, Remembering, reminder, Repetition, Server, She, shes, Time, uncertainty, WOMAN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out the answer to the age-old question: How old is she again? Our server is filled with mysterious characters and hidden secrets, including a secret NPC who claims to know the answer but will only reveal it to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that the number changes every time you ask, so good luck keeping up! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even win a prize for cracking the code. Just don’t be surprised if the answer turns out to be as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

Lonely Femcel Wants To VC Minecraft SMP

27, Anime, chickn333, Discord, female, female gamer, FEMCEL, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, Online Community, online friends, pc gamer, smp, socal, Social, VC, video chat, virtual communication, virtual reality, vtuber watcher, weeb

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	521
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and meet Chickn333, the ultimate PC gamer, weeb, and vtuber watcher from SoCal. She’s like a Minecraft ninja, sneaking up on creepers and blowing them up with her epic gaming skills. And don’t even get us started on her building prowess – she once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and join a community of like-minded gamers who live for the LOLs, add Chickn333 on discord and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper… then you might regret it a little).

P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

activism, chuds, deal with it, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, Future, gender equality, incel, Minecraft, moid, Powerful, Protect Democracy, protest, resistance, resistance movement, rifle, Server, social justice, stand up, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Votes:	823	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

anxious, asian, attractive, autistic, Avoiding, Chinese, Crafting, Crafty, female, glaring, high school, Hints, jewelry, Kazakh, library, love, Minecraft, pissed off, REJECT, Server, stop being approached, subhumans, tutorial, University, vacation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, female, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f4l1.vanillaboxmc.ru

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Tomboy Anime Minecraft Server

AniManga, Anime, badass, Character, CONFIDENT, Cool, cute, Favorite, female, girl, independent, Manga, Minecraft, Personality, Protagonist, rebellious, Server, spunky, STRONG, Tomboy, TOUGH, Unique

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	82467
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Star Shards Collected:	201	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their trusty sidekick on all their adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to bust a move when the sun goes down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	121478	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8225	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4383	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7557
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Towns Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

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