Felton’s Minecraft Servers

Felton’s Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBodyTalk

    BlockyBodyTalk
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6654
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

    Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

    So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecretSMP: Disturbia

    SecretSMP: Disturbia
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2577
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Ores Mined: 5519 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySkyportLOL

    CraftySkyportLOL
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5363
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeifDown Minecraft Server

    DeifDown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8960
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join just to see the craziness that goes down. we have confirmed reports that the legendary chief of the creeper army, mohammed deif, was taken out in a epic strike by the israeli players. join us and be part of the action, fight against the evil mobs and show them who’s boss. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyScandalCraft

    BlockyScandalCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1083
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but boring old blocks? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure GOLD and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party!

    we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing wild llama parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk!

    join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the evil professor who is secretly a llama in disguise and is always trying to steal your diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UglyDucklingsMC

    UglyDucklingsMC
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2459
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPirate Minecraft Server

    PixelPirate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8633
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest pirate fantasies! Join us and get ready to be raped by Blackbeard, killed in cold blood by Shanks, and even stomp on an admiral and CP’s top agent while humiliating the top authority in the world! It’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SakuraIsTheBestMinecraftSMP

    SakuraIsTheBestMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1552
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Runes Activated: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the grass is greener, the pigs are pinker, and the creepers are… well, still just as explosive.

    1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest adventurers can find it!

    2. We have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance to disco music. He’s the life of the party, and he’ll even give you a tour of our server if you ask nicely.

    3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes instead of leaves. It’s the perfect place to gather resources and satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time.

    4. We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask us how we manage to do it, just enjoy the llama.

    5. Our server has a custom plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the reason why our server is the best.

    6. We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs out of its eyes. It’s both terrifying and awe-inspiring, and it’s the centerpiece of our server.

    7. Our server has a secret society of villagers who wear top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties and discuss the finer points of villager society. It’s quite posh.

    8. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, the End, and even a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. It’s a thrill-seeker’s dream come true.

    9. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the most dedicated players can find. It’s like a real-life scavenger hunt, but with pixelated rewards.

    10. And last but not least, if you don’t join our server and declare that Sakura is the fucking best, your mom will mysteriously start sleepwalking and end up in a precarious situation. Don’t risk it, join us now and save your mom from a bizarre fate!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Warfare Minecraft Server

    Blocky Warfare Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than Hamas military chief Mohammed Deif in an air strike, yo! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your epic base.

    Our server is so lit, even Israel is jealous of our PvP battles. We got more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, fam! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like a boss.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft community ever. Join now and let’s make some memories that will leave even Herobrine shook! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥💣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeifDownUnderMC

    DeifDownUnderMC
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 8131
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ores Mined: 4764
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the fun and games you could ever want! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, this dude named Deif thought he could take over the server and become number two, but we showed him who’s boss and took him down! Now, if you wanna be part of the action and take down some baddies, you gotta join our server. Plus, we got all the coolest mods and builds that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show Deif who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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