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White House Felon Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time! -
MineCraftyCriminals
so why not join our minecraft server where you can let out all your criminal tendencies in a virtual world?? build a secret underground lair, steal diamonds from other players, and even start a virtual gang war!we have a special plugin that turns all the animals into cops, so you better watch out or you might end up in virtual jail! but don’t worry, you can always bribe the virtual judge with virtual emeralds to get out early.
join now and let your inner criminal run wild in our crazy minecraft world!
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FarmVillain
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Christian and Johnny running amok on a farm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a family feud over a divorce settlement.Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chores are never-ending and the workload is exhausting. Just like trying to keep up with the never-ending mess left by Christian and Johnny on the farm.
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this adventure. Join forces with other players who are just as fed up as you are with the insanity happening around them. Together, you can take on the challenges of dealing with irresponsible family members and unruly animals.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s more intense than leaving a farm in the hands of a felon and a 4-year-old, join us now! Just remember, drama and chaos are guaranteed, but fun is optional.
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CarCraftCapers
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.
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Racoon Hideout
Welcome to our new Minecraft server! Weโre building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.
play.racoonhideout.co.uk
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Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.
Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.
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ZapCraft Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ -
NukeCraftUSA
OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz! -
EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters
come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! ๐๐๐คฃimagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! ๐คฏ๐คช
our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! ๐ฃโค๏ธ
join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! ๐๐
who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? ๐โค๏ธ๐ฐ
don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ