Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a majestic white blonde woman who was rumored to be built for BBC (Big Beautiful Creations). Intrigued by this mysterious figure, they decided to explore further and were amazed by the endless possibilities and adventures that awaited them.
From towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks to rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, our server is a playground for the wildest imaginations. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself, and declare yourself the supreme ruler of the server without anyone batting an eye. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself?
So forget about politics and join our Minecraft SMP where the only campaign slogan is “Vote for me or else!” Let the madness begin!
We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!
And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Status | New |
| Community Size | Small |
| Atmosphere | Chill |
We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life. We aim to preserve the original Minecraft feel with a diamond-based economy and no land claims. The server runs on Papermc 1.20.6 and we are an English-speaking server.
Join our Discord community here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed. We promote a friendly and respectful community. |
| Are there any banned items or behaviors? | We have a list of banned items and behaviors to ensure fair gameplay. Please check our rules for more information. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to our IP address or joining our Discord community for more information. |
| Do you have any events or competitions on the server? | We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in and win prizes. |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!
But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!
| Server Address | mc.minelanders.com |
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| Version | 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z |
Overview:
The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!
Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!
General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!
| Plot Protection | We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks. |
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| Player Shops | We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money. |
| Clans | We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends. |
| Map Size | The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map. |
| Donations | Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages. |
Rules:
Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and even a dragon that tells dad jokes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!
We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most epic gaming community this side of the Nether. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft legend instead? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!
| Server Name | Madness SMP |
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| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Community Size | 20+ Members |
| Platform | Java Edition |
A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.
A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.
A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.
A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.
A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.
Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!
Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!
Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.
Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
