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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring Mary Sues, dull moments, FAGGOT, fell asleep, lack of character development, lackluster performance, Minecraft, screen time, Server, snooze fest, unengaging plot, unengaging storyline, uneventful narrative, unexciting lead, unimpressive acting, unimpressive dialogue, unimpressive protagonist, uninspiring lead character, uninteresting characters, uninteresting plot twists, unmemorable scenes, unoriginal storyline

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ores Mined:	5656	Mines Excavated:	1399
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Bongland BF Minecraft Server

bongland, bongland bf, come back, dirty diapers, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, Server, where’d you go

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	7686
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	6990	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on this server, a player found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding. They used this army to defeat the Ender Dragon while singing the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants.

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player on the server and started their own diamond-themed cult, worshiping the mighty diamond sword as their god.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just imagine building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn in the middle of a lava-filled ocean. The possibilities are endless on this server!

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even find your bongland bf who shares your love for HxH and swapping dirty diapers. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

ScuteCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

ScuteCraft Network (OP Factions) Join now with IP: play.scutecraft.net Now on 1.16.1!

ScuteCraft is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. We’re constantly adding new ideas and open to all. We look forward to having you as a part of our community!

Features: -OP Factions – OP prison -Creative (Now with larger plots) -Survival

IP: play.scutecraft.net Website: www.scutecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nUZS5kh

play.scutecraft.net

Factions-Central

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45

New Server for making frients, doing factions, going economy (we have an auction house) doing, shop, plugins, PvP ownage, doing, and come on in we are giving ranks away to players come on in!

play.factions-central.net

Lagcraft

4Fun, Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Economy, Events, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	1684	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Votes:	5173	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LAG CRAFT, the laziest server in Portugal!

A world in which you can be whoever you want, you can be a king, a merchant or an adventurer… Here you choose!

Our server, created by Jabiraca2323, afonleon and sandroXP, has an active and friendly community, where you can make friends (or marriage 😏 ) and fight your enemies in the big PVP arena!!!

lag0carft.aternos.me

Team_SAO

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	574
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

147.135.191.63

UMBCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	875439	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	108	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

umbcraft.online

Pvplab

bedrock, Factions, hcf, KitPvP, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	8452	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

mc.pvplab.org:19132

DormantMC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to DormantMC! We are a small server, looking to provide a great multiplayer experience to our players. One of the ways we plan to do this is by having a permanent survival world. A few of our features: – Mature players and staff. – Permanent survival world. – Very few custom plugins. – Interactive and friendly community. These rules in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone. We strive for our community to be connected, so we have several platforms to make that happen. We will push news, and other important information through our Discord server.

play.dormantmc.com:25568

Andromeda

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

• Economy-centric survival • Market (/shop) player-to-player (all items are obtained by players) • Stocare xp in glass bottle (/dropxp sau /dropxp lvl) • Definable/resizable protection with a wooden shovel, the edges of any protection can be seen by right-clicking with a Stick • The protections of accounts that have not logged in for at least 2 months are automatically deleted (the World will never be reset) • /feelings • GUI /trade • Diamonds are the only currency of exchange • Skin free (/skin link_skin.png) • Spanwer drops with silk touch • It is not pay-to-win • Long-term server. (the host is already paid in advance for a very very long period) • Version 1.15.1 • PVP enabled (possible to be stopped in the future) • Offline mode (no need for minecraft premium)

91.134.189.238:25597

Lokapsos network

Bed wars, Box, CTW, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

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Welcome to LOKAPSOS NETWORK!Versions ➽ 1.8-1.20

We are a server which has been active for many years now, giving our players different and unique modalities, we have a large and active community in which you will be very comfortable and of which we hope you will be part, so… What are you waiting for to join?

We currently have the following modalities:

Survival 1.19 ➽ This mode is a survival custom which has many things such as:

► Rankings.► Vehicles.► Tradeos.► KoTHs.► Special enchantments.► Mobcoins.► Dungeons.► Pets.► Dragons…

AND MUCH MORE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN! Go to mc.lokapsos.es now and enjoy the server, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

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mc.lokapsos.es

TFM Network

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Greetings,

The TFM Network is new and is still under development! We aspire for greatness and hope to bring tons of fun games for you to be a part of. Our goal here is to provide a fun, relaxing setting where we can come to chill and unwind. This is an adult server but all ages are welcome.

Currently available are Creative and Survival game-modes, with Hardcore being added within the next few weeks! We have a schedule to release custom PVP and Mini-Games in the next few months and well always be working toward creating more.

We invite you to come join us as we work to create something unique and entertaining! – TFM Staff

play.tfmserver.net