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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 465 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 899755 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 8981 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
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