Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

PajamaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear the same old armor all the time? Well, on our server, you can sleep in style with our custom designer pajamas! From diamond-studded onesies to enchanted silk nightgowns, we’ve got the perfect outfit for all your slumber needs. Join us and sleep like a Minecraft fashion icon!

ObsessedCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4129

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic beast?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most random and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PutinCraft: 700k Troops & Counting!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

haha come join our minecraft server, where almost 700,000 russian troops are fighting in ukraine but don’t worry they are just fighting over who gets the last piece of cake in our virtual world. vladimir putin himself is a regular player and he will challenge you to a dance-off in the town square every tuesday. also, our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

Healthcare Havoc Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by the healthcare system in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and surviving with your homies!

We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!

So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Shorttwig Vanguard: Roleplay, SMP, 1.20.1, Java, Races, Classes, Quests, Pets, Mounts

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

⚔️ IP: MC.LVRPG.NET ⚔️

Java Version: 1.20.1

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Wiki	Link
Discord	Link
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A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experienceEmbark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

We’ve just added Dual Wielding as a mechanic!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP: MC.LVRPG.NET
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Please check with the admin team before using any mods.
Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?	Yes, there is a player cap to ensure smooth gameplay for all users.

HolyWarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6123	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	7431	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we worship the one and only Jew demon of stolen foreskins, Yahweh! That’s right, Christians and Muslims unite in their love for this crazy deity while also battling it out with the Jewish race in epic battles for supremacy.

Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!

Houthis vs. America Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2850
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	New Chunks Explored:	619288

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can boogie down with the boss mob itself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots fireballs from its horn. Yes, you read that right. Fireball-shooting unicorns. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. See you there!

TwinCraft: No Regrets!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family traditions are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your in-game characters after your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents!

Forget about choosing your own names, let the spirits of your ancestors guide you as you embark on epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will you be the next Gerald, Jennifer, or even Patricia? The possibilities are endless!

But beware, breaking the tradition may result in some seriously salty comments from your virtual relatives. Will you stand your ground like a true rebel or succumb to the pressure of family expectations? The drama unfolds on our server like nowhere else!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family naming traditions in our wacky Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost cousin or two along the way!

KissCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	9379	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first kisses again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life and just focus on building the perfect pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted the power of endless kisses from virtual villagers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Kiss your real life problems goodbye and join us today!

Pixelated Nostalgia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Remember that show you used to watch as a kid? Well, imagine if that show came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build and explore in a world inspired by your favorite childhood show. From battling evil villains to going on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a nostalgia-filled journey like no other!

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