Time Flies Minecraft Madness

Agony, before you know it, believe.., blink of an eye, COMPLETE, couple years, Fast, feel, feels like, flies, gone, madness, March, Minecraft, moment, MOMENTS, passing, past, State, Time, Utter, year, young

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t let time dictate your Minecraft experience any longer. Join our server and take control of time itself!

ToxoKidneyCraft

complication risks, donor kidneys, health outcomes, infectious diseases, medical advancements, medical findings, Medical research, Medical Studies, organ donation, organ donors, organ transplantation, organ transplants, patient safety, post-transplant complications, Surgical procedures, ToxoKidneyCraft, Toxoplasma, Toxoplasmosis, transplant patients, transplant recipients, transplant surgery

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!

Welcome to the Llama Drama SMP! No drama llamas, just virtual fun with a touch of vanilla. Join us in 1.21!

Access, application, Damage, data packs, Drama, Enhanced, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Items, java edition, Join, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Touch, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Version, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	478	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

🦙 | Invitation to Club Llama SMP

Hey!

Just stopping by to let you know, that there is a brand new survival multiplayer server that has just started. Yes yes, that’s true! In fact, if you are looking for a fresh start with new people, this is a perfect opportunity for you join us!

Expect an enhanced vanilla Minecraft: Java Edition survival experience on the latest 1.21 version with Vanilla Tweaks data packs. We are also enforcing rules such as no griefing or stealing, unless you fix the damage, and if you kill someone you must return their items.

Feel free to apply for access yourself by filling out the form found below, and share the application with friends you want to play with on the server. ⬇️

Club Llama SMP Access Application ⬅️ Click Here!

See you in the club, Llama the Founder

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can apply for access by filling out the application form provided in the invitation.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on the latest 1.21 version of Minecraft: Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. Players are also required to return items if they kill someone.
Can I play with my friends on the server?	Yes, you can share the access application with friends you want to play with on the server.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Analysis, Behavior, Blockyantics, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, habits, Influences, mental health, Minecraft, patterns, Psychology, reactions, reasons, Responses, Server, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1631	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	350	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of blowing up your stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they are planning to take over the world with their advanced technology (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone).

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

actress, attractive, awkward, baby face, child, disbelief, FANTASY, film, grow up, inappropriate, jerked off, Jerking, Minecraft, Movie, not particularly attractive, Scene, Scenes, sex, Sex scene, sexual, Shocking.., smp, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

NoBoysAllowed Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat friendly, Communication, concerns, employment situation, Hometown, house rules, living situation, Minecraft, NoBoysAllowed, parents, rental agreement, roommate, saying no, Server, speaking up, squatter, Tenant, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, vouched for

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Farms Harvested:	432
Players Killed by Monsters:	865	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

🤣🤣 Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to experience the crazy roommate saga firsthand! 🏠💥

🤪 Picture this: your roommate’s boyfriend moves in unexpectedly, causing chaos and confusion in the house. Will he be a good roommate or a total disaster? Find out on our server! 🙈🔑

😂 But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wills as the OP stands her ground against the roommate’s demands. Will she give in or hold her ground? Only on our server! 💪🏼💥

🤣🤣 And don’t miss out on the thrilling conclusion as the OP’s parents step in to lay down the law. Will they say yes or no to the boyfriend moving in? The suspense is killing us! 🤯🤯

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of roommate drama, unexpected twists, and hilarious misunderstandings. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎉🎮

HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

NonchalantNukes Minecraft SMP

carelessness, cavalier attitude, Dangerous, dangerous activities, disregard for danger, hazardous activities, hazardous behavior, ignorance, indifference, lack of caution, lack of concern, Minecraft, negligent behavior, nonchalance, NonchalantNukes, perilous behavior, perilous situations, recklessness, risky actions, risky behavior, Safety, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we treat creepers like cuddly pets and lava like a hot tub! We’ve got a thriving community of players who have built their bases in the Nether because they think the overworld is too boring. Plus, our diamond economy is so inflated that we use emeralds as currency instead. So come join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to ride a pig off a cliff (don’t worry, they have parachutes)!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

agonizing treatment, Ailment, Chronic pain, debilitating condition, debilitating disease, Disease, Edition, excruciating pain, excruciating symptoms, excruciating virus, intense discomfort, medical trauma, Ouch, PainCraft, painful procedure, severe illness, severe infection, traumatic experience, traumatic medical procedure, unbearable agony, unbearable suffering, Virus

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

HamasHavocCraft

Assassination, Conflict, diplomatic response, foreign relations, global impact, government response, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, international news, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, potential consequences, regional stability, reprisals, RETALIATION, security concerns, strategic considerations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!

and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!

so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: UFO Unknowns

AlienCraft, aliens, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, Mysteries, UFO, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified aircraft, unidentified flying anomalies, unidentified flying crafts, unidentified flying encounters, unidentified flying entities, unidentified flying events, unidentified flying mysteries, unidentified flying objects, unidentified flying sightings, unidentified flying spacecraft, unidentified flying vehicles, unidentified objects, unidentified phenomena, unknowns

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO swoops down and abducts you! But don’t worry, they just wanna show you their sick base on Mars. And guess what? You can build your own base there too!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick ’em to the moon! Plus, our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for top secret missions to save the world from evil mobs.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.

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