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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8097 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6859 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?