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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4098 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 595 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
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Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!
No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!
