On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to anyone, because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more financial stress, just mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
And forget about feeling betrayed and unappreciated. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time together. No more screaming matches in the car over parking spots – just friendly banter and laughter as you build your dream world.
So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a dishonest boyfriend and his financial woes. Join us now and let the adventure begin!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!
And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!
Join us if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of trying to navigate through the darkness because someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in the server room. It’s like playing Minecraft blindfolded, but with a lot more screaming and confusion.
So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs to see anything anyway? It’s all about the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to a normal schedule again.
Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!
So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!
"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.
Join us on this wacky server where being misunderstood is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your wildest creations without fear of judgment, because on this server, the weirder, the better! Want to create a giant toilet house? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Misfit Brigade, a group of players who have been shunned by other servers for their unique playstyles. Together, they roam the virtual lands causing chaos and spreading joy to all who dare to join them.
So if you’re tired of trying to fit in with the normies of the Minecraft world, come join us on our server where being misunderstood is not a curse, but a blessing in disguise. Let your freak flag fly high and embrace your inner weirdo with us!
| Server Name | Bloom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP Address | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.
No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.
Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.
You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.
Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!
Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!
Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.
Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.
So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.
our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
imagine being in the same city but ur friend is living in the past while u living in the future. it’s like time travel without the DeLorean.
so if u wanna experience time like u never have before, join dis server and prepare to have ur mind twisted like a pretzel in a blender.