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MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4134
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1409	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Potions Brewed:	115
Zombie Dances:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3473
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers