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BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	172
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

PizzaCrafters

cheesy goodness, comfort food, deep dish, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, Italian Cuisine, margherita, meat lovers, mushrooms, olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, PizzaCrafters, SAUSAGE, SUPREME, thick crust, thin crust, toppings, type of pizza, Vegetarian, wood fired

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3196
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3301	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9705	Love Letters Sent:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	259
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9181

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8253	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!