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BoomerCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Emeralds Found:	8117	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1076	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

ACADEMIC, academic criticism, academic hindsight, academic study, Analysis, critique, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, historians, historical analysis, historical hindsight, historical interpretation, historical perspective, historical research, Interpretation, MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks, Monday morning quarterbacks, research, scholarly analysis, scholars

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	166	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NailArtAnime – Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, beauty, best, Character, Colorful, creativity, cute, design, detailed design, fashion, fictional, inspiration, Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, NailArtAnime, painted nails, Server, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime fans and nail art enthusiasts! Join us and debate with fellow players on which anime character has the best painted nails – from Sailor Moon’s iconic red nails to Naruto’s flashy orange manicure, the possibilities are endless! And if you’re feeling extra creative, show off your own nail art skills by customizing your in-game character with the wildest designs imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Nailed it!”

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, mindfulness, Minecraft, Priorities, procrastination, productivity, self reflection, Server, time allocation, time constraints, time consumption, time efficiency, Time management, time management skills, time management strategies, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, time wasting, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you sometimes think we shouldn’t be spending so much time doing this thing called life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!