We got foids (girls) in the game who will actually talk to you and not ghost you like in real life.
Plus, our server is lit AF with crazy builds and epic battles that will make you forget about all your problems.
So, instead of thinking about doing something bad, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).
Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.
Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.
So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!
Join us and escape the clutches of adulthood as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. No more wasting time on real-life nonsense, like going to college or working full-time.
Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to chill, mine, and build to their heart’s content. So come on over and let your inner child run wild in a land where responsibilities are a thing of the past. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.
oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.
if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Server Type | Anarchy |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.8.8 |
| Features | – No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server |
Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!
Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running on? | The server runs on version 1.8.8 |
| Are there any banned items or features? | Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals. |
| Is there any form of server rollback? | No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there. |
Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.